mid-insertion crisis
Last night, I invited my chiclets over to my Upper East Side apartment for one of our famous martinis-and-masturbation sessions. We lounged on Jonathan Adler furniture in strategically elongated...
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This morning, I awoke with the dawn. I felt the soft, warm sunlight dancing over my exquisitely sculpted cheekbones and perfectly placed freckles; I enjoyed my body embraced by the luminous sunlight. I...
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I know you've all seen House of Rock by now; I am positive. Soundtracks make, and break movies: no matter how brilliant the screenplay, how superb the direction, or how raunchy the lead actors...
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...we donated to america's second harvest for hurricane relief. Yes, shiite's phucked up, y'all. We did our part, and will continue doing it as best we can, and you should also do yours - but forgive...
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dear diary, i'm at fat camp
The summer of 87 was hot and dense, colored loud like the t-shirts we had to wear all day: purple for girls, orange for boys. We clashed on sunny afternoons, playing team sports like tug-of-war, where...
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From: Blogger Support <support@blogger.com>To: annee.goldstein@gmail.comDate: Sep 8, 2005 5:19 PMSubject: Re: [#270239] Notice of Copyright InfringementHello,Thank you for following up. Upon...
View Articlethe sisters reach out...
We have heard heartbreaking reports from our friends around the country that the events of the past week have caused irreversible and devastating damage to their blog statistics. Being the wholesome,...
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It all started out innocently enough - I was just trying to get over you, and the void you had left in my heart, my life. After meeting Harold Parker Wadsworth IV at Coffee Bean and Teal Leaf, we began...
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I've been away from this blog for a while, weighed down with busy. Unable to write about recent events, or even to think clearly, I've felt pent up lately. There's too much going on, swirling around...
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I don't know what to do. I have a beautiful sister, amazing fans, heartfelt stories to tell... my birthday, my parties, my tear-salted food, my pictures, my life. It's all about me now, and that's...
View Articlemid-insertion crisis
Last night, I invited my chiclets over to my Upper East Side apartment for one of our famous martinis-and-masturbation sessions. We lounged on Jonathan Adler furniture in strategically elongated...
View Articlehealing
This morning, I awoke with the dawn. I felt the soft, warm sunlight dancing over my exquisitely sculpted cheekbones and perfectly placed freckles; I enjoyed my body embraced by the luminous sunlight. I...
View Articlethe soundtrack of your life
I know you've all seen House of Rock by now; I am positive. Soundtracks make, and break movies: no matter how brilliant the screenplay, how superb the direction, or how raunchy the lead actors...
View Articlewe're not completely heartless
...we donated to america's second harvest for hurricane relief. Yes, shiite's phucked up, y'all. We did our part, and will continue doing it as best we can, and you should also do yours - but forgive...
View ArticleClik here to view.
dear diary, i'm at fat camp
The summer of 87 was hot and dense, colored loud like the t-shirts we had to wear all day: purple for girls, orange for boys. We clashed on sunny afternoons, playing team sports like tug-of-war, where...
View Articlelove letter
From: Blogger Support <support@blogger.com>To: annee.goldstein@gmail.comDate: Sep 8, 2005 5:19 PMSubject: Re: [#270239] Notice of Copyright InfringementHello,Thank you for following up. Upon...
View Articlethe sisters reach out...
We have heard heartbreaking reports from our friends around the country that the events of the past week have caused irreversible and devastating damage to their blog statistics. Being the wholesome,...
View Articlebreathless
It all started out innocently enough - I was just trying to get over you, and the void you had left in my heart, my life. After meeting Harold Parker Wadsworth IV at Coffee Bean and Teal Leaf, we began...
View Articleentrances and endings
I've been away from this blog for a while, weighed down with busy. Unable to write about recent events, or even to think clearly, I've felt pent up lately. There's too much going on, swirling around...
View ArticleSTFU
I don't know what to do. I have a beautiful sister, amazing fans, heartfelt stories to tell... my birthday, my parties, my tear-salted food, my pictures, my life. It's all about me now, and that's...
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